SPAM

Things that people have tried to sell over SPAM at my place of work:

• a used breast pump
• a $10 singlet (worn once)
• a sandwich
• Spice World: the Movie (on video)
• a 12inch copy of Phil Collins's (Billy) Don't You Lose my Number
• tickets to a premier screening of a documentary on domestic violence

I mean, really.

Someone once asked to borrow a pair of undies to wear at lunchtime soccer.
COME ON PEOPLE