Crisis

I arrived at work this morning to find out that there was a burst water main on the street, which means that our building has no water.

This is the all-staff email that has just been sent around:

'Hi everyone,

Kellie is off buying some extra water for drinking and some 'wet ones' type hand wipes to place in each of the toilets so that we can clean our hands.

We're going to put signs on the loo doors in a moment - one 'brown' loo in each bathroom for 1/2 flushing - we'll leave a bucket of water in there to refill the cistern. The rest will be 'yellow' loos - no flush unless really necessary.

We can live like this for a couple of hours and still be hygienic.'

UMMM, I repeat 'ONE BROWN LOO'!
I don't think so. More than 300 people work in this office.
I'm not being very cool about this. I'm driving home if I need to go.