Where is she?

I've tried to resist the urge to get worked up into a state of hyper-confusion and desperate longing but I can't avoid it any longer –
what is the story with Suri Cruise?

I dreamed about her last night.

I have one disturbing theory: there's something terribly wrong with her (think conjoined twin or that weird disease where your body produces too much skin).
This made me feel very sorry for Katie Holmes. Sorrier than I already was.
Until I can see a photo of a healthy, normal-skinned baby my brain will get more and more attached to the above theory.
And, I wonder what the scientologists will think.