Tori vs Tara

I'm watching Tori and Dean Inn Love - you could be forgiven for thinking that I've sunk to a new low but then you couldn't know that last week I watched approximately 10 minutes of Wild On Tara Reid. Let me tell you, that is as low as you can go.

Still, do you want to know something amusing? Tori Spelling talks about 'her fans'. Really, she does.

Last time I looked this wasn't the luckiest predicament to find yourself in: http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/survival-miracle-after-bay-nightmare/2007/09/08/1188783562138.html
Weird reporting.

Motherhood

When I was pregnant I hoped I would be one of those cool mothers who swanned around the house in old, extremely well-fitting jeans, listening to the Stones while my perfect baby lay on a sheepskin rug in the corner entertaining herself with wooden, free-trade toys. In a serious departure from the dream I actually spend most of the morning in cheap bath robe, watching Lifestyle food while Cleary drools over plastic toys from China.

I can't say that any part of this makes me unhappy, in fact - it's pretty much perfect.